Sacked

lmao

Lack of empathy is a sign of narcissism sure, but so is a pathological need for praise and to feel superior to others.

Done!

That’s high praise, honestly.

Oh yeah, just an invite! No bugs or anything like that.

Feels less like a poem and more like film analysis from a letterboxd review of an onion

I’m just waiting for an update that lets me actually try it 😭

The fucked up thing is that no matter how bad and disappointing Starfield was, and no matter how bad and disappointing their subsequent games will be, I’ll still buy and be naively excited for Elder Scrolls VI because Skyrim was such a foundational gaming experience 😩

My goofy ass thought it meant the oatmeal guys

Default preset in a create a character energy

I mean, I agree with you? I wasn’t saying it’s a moral plan just explaining to the parent poster that people don’t need to be exorbitantly wealthy to “buy” a new device

Very few people spend $1000 outright on a phone, you know that right? Every major mobile provider has some sort of installment plan for purchasing a new device. Apple offers one directly as well.

(Hell n)awww

(snakes scare me but I’m happy for you)

Spent a solid minute trying to find the black mark before I saw this reply

I wrote my resume exclusively in second-person POV, to reel the recruiter in and set the scene for what it would be like to work with me (bad)

You pull up Mister Doctor’s resumé and scan the contents starting with the summary section. Mister Doctor has chosen to write his resumé in second-person perspective you note, hoping to impress you with a spark of originality. You hate it, he has failed.

I’m sure that generation after generation neglecting men’s mental health hasn’t helped

Yes, Israel and Gaza, a world event only relevant in the last year or so

Do we know what “sins” he is referring to, that he believed he needed to redeem himself over?

Buddy’s sperm has the midas touch but instead of gold it turns eggs into fertilized eggs