I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

So, after he flees to Argentina?

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

I’ll ride on the wing

His brain got smart but his head got dumb

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Kibimanjaro, the user-friendly rolling-release distro for cluster computing

Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement

Or maybe metric should measure in Hartleys