It’s true, I did play Super Mario All-Stars for SNES.

Hey board of directors! Make me your new CEO and I will fix this problem!

I mean, how hot is this nurse?

How many kids are going to have their vision fucked up this time?

i’M oNe Of ThE gOoD oNeS

… because it’s a team of dipshits?

So fire the dipshits instead.

tHiS cOmPaNy Is UsInG tHe LeGaL sYsTeM tO pRoTeCt ThEiR iPs WhAt AsShOlEs ThEiR fAnS mUsT bE bOoTlIcKeRs

Ok buddy

I can get lost and then spend time “progressing” only to find the way blocked and having to backtrack

You mean you GET to backtrack

Oh no

He slammed them

I don’t understand what a lot of those activities have to do with toll booths

The drinking animation needs a lot of work, or just skip it and have it be instantaneous with a gulp sound

The woman’s head getting bigger from the drink is bizarre and disturbing

The woman spewing liquid out from her mouth doesn’t look great

There are significant differences between the two. Real’s got wrinkles and sunburnt arms. So the guy was right, the drawing isn’t realistic.

That said, we shouldn’t expect drawings to be realistic. If you wanted realistic, why aren’t you watching a live-action film?

If I were the next guy I’d definitely make a lot of changes.

Even women

Why are viewers much, much more likely to complain about big boobs than small boobs

Boobs like the ones in the OP exist

If I see something I don’t care for, I just hide it and move on

But not small-boob fans! They have to let everyone know when boobs are too big for their tastes

Some phrases might not make any sense though

Try to do a direct translation of “you’re darn tootin’” and see if the viewers have any idea why the character is accusing the other person of fixing socks while operating a train horn

It doesn’t take very long to look at ratings. If it’s crap it’ll have crap ratings.

Read reviews. Examine promotional materials. Discuss with friends.

Immersion and customizability

Nah they love violence. It keeps the gravy seals as hapless betas.

Doubtful we’ll see a powerful head of state call for such an act. More likely, we’ll see some lone wolf who gets tied to a nation that immediately disavows them.