Just imagine if he had been elected president in 2016 like he should’ve been

I need healthcare,so ok

Gordon Ramsay had more than 500 cat figurines in his restaurant?

Why?

They don’t give a shit. The entire point of taking away health coverage and food assistance is so they can justify gigantic tax breaks to billionaires and megacorps

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

Did they happen to find a giant ring-like device?

Keep in mind that cosmic is still in an alpha build. It’s missing a lot of features and his buggy here are there. I’m sure it will be pretty awesome and once it releases it 1.0 version.

I have an older cat, and he’s always lived alone. My roommate recently picked up a kitten, and it took months for my cat to get used to him. Even still, he’s rather annoyed by him often because of his incessant playfulness, but he’s not growling and hissing at him constantly anymore.

I’m sure your cats will learn to get along, hopefully soon sooner than mine did!

That’s what happens when you commit tax fraud. Or, at least, it used to be.

The turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole

Lmao

Soon, we’re gonna see CatGPT and DeepDog, with their own subscription plans.

Police departments don’t hire “quality candidates“. They use IQ and personality tests to keep smart people excluded from the job, and for good reason: they want brutal authoritarians who will follow orders without question.

Police are not exploited workers. They’re armed agents of the state who have far more power than the average citizen. Most other developed nations have completely banned police unions to prevent them from amassing too much power. And that’s exactly what they do here.

The police certainly had this coming, although I now feel very bad for firefighters and teachers in Utah

You have confused the definition of “racism“ with “systemic racism“. A person, or a group, can be victims of racism without that racism having any realistic effect on them. Such is the case in South Africa. In cases, such as this, it is often a consequence of the actions of said group.

Which, of course, feeds into prejudice. And prejudice isn’t always unjustified. Again, as with the white people in South Africa, they certainly earned that prejudice through generations of colonization and apartheid.

What a stupid piece of shit

It’s also the shortest and most easily recognizable, which is most likely why it caught on. The fact that it’s a Russian/Slavic derivative is probably just coincidence.

Imagine adding, “briefly swallowed by a whale” to your CV…

Dolphins are so weird