There is often a difference between “consumer wants” and “we will not profit enough to bother”

Is Graphene not still Android?

That’s because it’s not actually for progressive politics in that com, but for making you feel like you don’t fit.

I am scarred like an elder manatee by my little shits

Cats are an invasive species introduced by humans basically everywhere they are.

The problem we have is letting cats roam free, if you don’t want your pet rescued don’t leave it outside

Thank you for posting release release posts

Unfortunately Lemmy is rife with CSAM too, but the larger instances have done a pretty great job eliminating it.

Smaller instances still get dumped on sometimes.

Edit: actually it feels like it’s been a year or so since any CSAM spam events, so good job everyone

A single comma changes it all

You could consider that a pet hobby, like woodworking or pottery, I dabble in hearth shitting

We address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.

Secrets from EMTs:

Cats starve to death or escape, dogs eat their owners.

The straw is the last thing I tend to worry about getting the sorta carbonated water that doesn’t have enough syrup in it so you’re basically drinking carbonated municipal water supply with some chemical colorants.

It’s not just Tax Havens, since Delaware business law is so thoroughly litigated and defined it’s a reliable place to be headquartered.

Doesn’t necessarily make it less “scummy” but it’s for a myriad of reasons.

Well, again, I have 3 hearth science phds

Preserving Cultural Traditions in a carbon-neutral future

Technological Innovations for Low-Emission Domestic Heating

Reimagining the Hearth Through Sensor Networks and Predictive Control Technologies

Ok well I’ll have you know I hold 3 phds in hearth sciences and my uncle works at Hearthtendo so you should listen to me

… why are you wasting your hearth like that?

Option 3: medically induced “coma” and c-section at a planned time and date <—- this is not what most of us plebs get and insomuch as I understand the Hippocratic oath is wildly unethical.

it’s just a cloud of noise that happens to resemble a rat with a big butt.

I’d like this on my tombstone

For reference:

https://youtu.be/wLxq0JGmpjA