“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Who gets to turn into the fire breathing t-rex?

well what?

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

That’s just a bachelor degree

Your plan is much cheaper to implement too. It would be foolish not to.

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.

That works

I don’t know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.

The computer ran SolarOS, which I would have assumed was SunOS/Solaris.

I did this last year with an e-reader

Why isn’t Manjaro the one in the meme?

I remember when it happened (I feel old suddenly). My favorite thing was that you can adjust the toast settings from the terminal.

So your firewall is going to prevent OS updates?