I doubt the millionaire co-owner of a major chain of grocery stores is involved in setting the price of whole boneless beef tenderloin.

Nbd for me, I shop at Conseco’s but Rouse’s does make really good Italian sausage.

Dang. Thanks for the response.

Those things aren’t really important to me

My cat too. With bottle caps.

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn’t you speak up before?!

I take waaaay more than that for a single trip and it has definitely not relieved my depression for two years. Maybe I should try getting cancer first.

Yeah, OP needs to start eating better hotdogs.

Should have put a second cat in there to chase the first one out

George Kennedy calls someone a mullet head in Cool Hand Luke.

Who started putting avocado in sushi? I hate that shit. It seems like everyone thinks it’s key ingredient in sushi rolls now.

Does a muppet count?

I… What?

Actually, I can get behind that.

Nothing can top

“Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.”

PEW PEW!

I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.

My old roommate used to make instant coffee in order to get the energy to make regular coffee.

That’s how you end up with laser cats.

Whoa, I just listened to more of their stuff. I love it! Thanks for turning me on to them!

According to that diagram, the dog is in the trunk.