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Y’know, I’ve never actually seen “Armageddon”. Gen X sacrilege, I know

Late Gen X actually, just trying to Buscemi it up with my fellow blue collar Gen Z/Millennial coworkers

I rock my skinny cargo pants to work on the regular. It’s not so much about fashion as it is functionality, they still look cool tho

Man here. Tested positive for HSV-2 after being drugged and assaulted. Planned Parenthood helped me through this horrible time in my life and does to this day providing the Herpes suppressing medication that I have to take everyday for the rest of my life.

I couldn’t have begun to feel normal again without Planned Parenthood. I know for certain that I wouldn’t have had the confidence to begin a relationship of any kind with my amazing Wife of two years while battling this on my own. Straight cis men like me owe a lot to PP; I literally would not be the man I am without their help.

LMAO no

Way too little, way too late. Medhi cut her up so surgically I don’t even know if she’s gonna have the stones to resurface four years from now. Hopefully being a Russian asset pays well, Shill is done

And of course he used his full fucking name on a porn site. That’s so dense that it has to be true. What an idiot 🤣 He’s so cooked

I think it’s mainly used to describe something depressing, but weird and cringe work too

This is the power of the Dark Side

Oh this needs to be talked about more definitely, right on

Most likely is he’s very openly a fucking asshole, to your point an open asshole but I think we’re on the same wavelength

Honestly more like “Red White and CUCKED”. Conservatives hate you. Donald Trump hates you. Kid Fucking Rock hates you. This self flagellation is pathetic, take the blinders off. The right wing is not a safe space for LGBTQ and it never will be

I don’t know why at this point, but my jaw dropped when he was verbally sucking off Orbán. I couldn’t believe how much he was glazing that piece of shit, but then I remembered who’s mouth it was coming out of. Donald sure loves that “iron fist” approach to “leadership”

My God… it’s the perfect organism

Especially if the kid isn’t born white, double game over

This makes me so sad for him, but keep telling on yourself Lindsey. Also fuck you

The exhausting 24hr news cycle must’ve deleted this from my brain to make more room for storage. Of course they went after Dolly, there is no shame and there is no low too low for these traitorous scumbags

First Taylor Swift, now the Foo Fighters?!?! Damn Donald, wanna piss off Dolly Parton fans next?

I’ve seen him with that smug prick smirk of his but that’s about it outta me dawg

NBC late as hell with this Trader Joe’s news. Source: ME! (I work there). We’ve had these recall notices on the registers for like two months