When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

He’s moving the FBI to Kash accounting.

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire