Let me know. I’ll buy rotten tomatoes for everyone who attends. Pop this bitch with gross food.

Sorry, I forgot that the Epstein files “on her desk” turned out no new info. She’s great.

It makes me happy that fuckface is visibly aging. When he was nominated, he looked 14yo. Now he has white hair. Let’s make him look like fucking Gollum.

Now that’s some April Fools trolling done right.

Would be nice to see the entirety of the USA unite against Israel.

Back in the Slashdot days, where they let this shit run wild, I hated this day every year.

That’s because he spontaneously exploded.

Wtf would China, of all countries, join us? That’s just fucking stupid.

The private slack channel I was in with others who had my role would always point out when I started looking angry and annoyed. Heh heh. I hated meetings at that company.

This country hasn’t been at risk of going communist in eighty years. The right are such scared fucking babies.

Because stupid breads at a far greater rate than intelligent and educated people. Unless your one of those rightwing psychopaths that’s all about seeding the population with your “superior” genetics.

God is a hermaphrodite. There. I said it.

Computer people (like me) buy Mac minis, frequently as an extra device. Regular people who don’t care about computers beyond wanting a nice one buy laptops. I believe it completely.

Despite the hits Asahi took losing two of it’s most prominent devs (one of whom is basically a wizard, as far as I can tell), I expect it to attract more attention than the more expensive devices because it’ll have a much wider potential audience. On top of that, lots of groundwork that was laid deconstructing the M1 and M2 chips means the team isn’t starting from zero, despite differences in the chip.

It’ll take some time, but it’s basically guaranteed to happen and I think sooner is more likely than later.

I think it would be really cool if Israel pulled us into a war that their state propaganda told them that they’d go to heaven. That sounds awesome. /s

By design. Won’t someone please think of the children? That’s how we get you!

I don’t know why anyone would question why a psychopath with too much money would lie. I mean, c’mon everyone. What does he have to gain?!

I wish he’d eat a homeless man’s ass.

I worried about conscription after 9-11 when I was in my twenties. I’m too old for this to affect me (I know, “total war”). Let the MAGA youth go get slaughtered. I truly no longer care. Fuck 'em. Anyone who objects, I hope you’re safe.

I used to be such a nice guy. Fuck you, MAGA. I’ve stopped hating you and I hope you die.

Look, I only speek one language. That means it’s the only language that matters. Wtf.

/sarcasm. You should have been able to tell, but reality is that bad.

For once, the admin might have found an issue that its base won’t let go.

Gosh, you don’t say…