Did he blame the Jews again?

He’d rather be on Wheel of Fortune anyway.

If Man Getting Hit by Football was a car, it’d be this one.

At least he’ll have plenty of time to spend with his wife and kids… which he doesn’t have.

MAME is a good emulator for arcade emulation, particularly old arcade machines. It’s a lot easier than having a bunch of arcade cabinets, that’s for sure. It also emulates a large amount of old consoles and computers, including obscure stuff like the Game.com.

If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?

So it’s merely a buzzword then.

I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.

Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.

No he hasn’t

No it isn’t

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.

To be fair, with all the work she’s had done she probably does look different every time you see her.

She’s promising molasses? Shoot, sign me up.

One of my grandmothers never wanted to help because she died before I was born.

I wonder how low you have to score before the military doesn’t bother to recruit you, because I had to take the ASBAV in high school and I just filled in bubbles at random since I had no interest in dying in Iraq. I still got a high enough score that recruiters kept bothering me for years.

Howard Johnson’s started out as a restaurant chain that was known for its ice cream. It was popular back then but all of the restaurants have closed since then.