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To save you some time, it’s Google’s Ad Center, which the article doesn’t even link to, as far as I can tell.

I’m not creeped out by any of the info I found in mine, but I am annoyed. “Yes, Google, I searched for [random thing] twice because I needed to know a little more information. That time has passed because I bought it or the event has passed or whatever. Reminding me about it just makes it weird.”

Riptide, free for 2 epic days

Well, that was quick.

Don’t take the abrasiveness of their post personally. They were quoting from the movie Office Space.

I assume “slapformer” is a portmanteau of “slap stick” and “platformer”. I’m intrigued, and I can’t wait to check out Barnsworth.