You’ll probably have better chances of a successful shot at your local elementary school

I have the exact same question

Even betterer, give the plane to Snoop Dogg to film Soul Plane 2: Qatari Boogaloo

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

I just reported a question, not because of the content of the question but because the buttons were formatted strangely and clocking on them caused the question to refresh. It was about cassettes vs CDs.

Other than that, this is pretty fucking legit. What a simple, fun, useful tool! And I mean simple as in “easy to explain,” not “easy to make.”

Thank you for sharing!!!

ETA: I just got served either the same question twice (with a different question between each time), or found duplicate questions. If the same question twice, I’d be concerned about individuals skewing results. If a duplicate question is being submitted, it might be helpful (albeit slower) to run word matches against strings and then check the IP address of the submitter (if you record that) on anything with over 90% match and then let that user know they’ve already submitted this question.

Don’t mind if I do! 🍴

So don’t delay, fuck now, supplies are fucking out
Fuck now, if you’re still alive, six to eight fucks to arrive
And if you fuck more, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer’s fucked
You might as well be fuckin’ on the sun

They’re violators

Just a friendly reminder that Philips continued manufacturing CPAPs with a sound dampening foam after learning that the foam caused lung cancer. They covered this up for years and killed/ruined the lives of a number of their customers.

Even after the coverup was discovered, the Dutch government determined that they were dragging their feet on their recall affecting millions of customers. The government also accused Philips of a pattern of not taking recalls seriously.

Sorry for referencing this garbage website, but they’re one of the most comprehensive sources of how ghoulishly Philips treated the discovery that they were harming and killing vulnerable customers.

Tater Eeves

Yeah, that the left-leaning liberal media is full of lies and they’re writing a hit-piece using facts and metrics!

You’re not wrong. People tend to tune me out when I speak that formally, and I made a decision a long time ago to always write how I speak.

That being said, you should hear my corrected version of Land of Confusion.

This is the world in which we live
And these are the names you’ve given us

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…

Huh, it’s almost like people who try to destroy the world are weird and shitty. I’m mostly surprised that anyone else is surprised.

Not really that big of a deal (/s), it’s far from the first time that they’ve demolished swaths of homes to ensure the Palestinians have nowhere to live once they won an appeal to regain their land.

I done seen them doing it with my own eyeballs.

It’s atrocious, for sure, but it’s far from unexpected. I’m glad lights are still being shone on this fuckery.

In their defence, they keep saying that they’re not Nazis. They just keep doing Nazi stuff with Nazi people and then saying “I didn’t know they’re a Nazi! I’m against that!” And then they go do another Naziism.

The main thrust of the administration’s argument is that the federal government should determine national energy policy, not individual states. Legal experts said it was highly unusual to sue to block other lawsuits that have yet to be filed.

But muh states rights!

Oh my God, the leopards can speak!!!

Don’t let your dreams be dreams