High and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

You’re really sticking it to them. Keep up the good work solider.

Am I out of touch?

No. It’s other peoples fault.

Is this AI or were you having a stroke?

Either way, I go to a store and buy one. It’s pretty easy.

Because the idea that kids are so difficult to raise without next day delivery is a pathetic thing to imply.

That is all.

Every generated thing I’ve ever read has been pure garbage.

If you truly think a terrible imitation of AI can replace your work, you might just be a fucking awful writer.

Then you wouldn’t be writing anything, would you?

Apparently Americans would die if not for uber and amazon.

Oh god. You’re one of those people who act like raising kids wasn’t possible without all the modern luxuries. You’d have failed as a parent 30 years ago.

Just shut the fuck up and keep giving shitty corporations your money.

American. Right?

Congratulations on waiting and paying them for a service you didn’t want?

Oh no. Did Amazon treat you poorly? Damn. I bet you thought it was just their employees they treat like shit.

Well, at least you learnt something today.

Yeah! I saw it on the movies. :/

How can a robot be as accountable as a human? You going to threaten to send it to jail?

Haha, well you are the joker, so maybe I can borrow yours?

It’s OK. You can take your time crafting a reply. Don’t feel you have to go with the first one you think of.

Did you bring your clown makeup with you from reddit or did you just buy a new set?

That is a completely ridiculous statement.

The statement is still true, though? They got value out of it previously so they would be happy to float money to Elon to keep it useful for them.

Autopilot is nothing other than lane-centering and adaptive cruise control with emergency braking, and that’s it.

When you put it that way, the term Autopilot does sound really misleading.