
i don’t think she’ll do that, and i base my assumption solely upon the fact that she hasn’t done a fucking notable thing since losing.
Come to think of it, NOBODY is doing anything… makes you wonder if the clowns really represent you.

i don’t think she’ll do that, and i base my assumption solely upon the fact that she hasn’t done a fucking notable thing since losing.
Come to think of it, NOBODY is doing anything… makes you wonder if the clowns really represent you.
<shudders in Canada>
for sure. but you have to somehow convince the head van pire to cook you sausages on the stove.


i think i remember an interview she did with Jon on TDS. she’s a badass.
edit - here’s the interview:


NO NO NO!
she’s a great candidate! let’s boost her so that she beats all the other Rs so that the Ds win!
oh, we tried that? and what happened? oh, wow. maybe we shouldn’t do that this time.


“okay, i’m gonna need about five min- oh!”

don’t be silly now


what was your first console?

it just gives you poops a bit more fwoosh

nah, she’s done. any bluster from her henceforth is just gonna be promotion for her books and speeches.
i’m almost grateful that she ran in lieu of joe, because it finally exposed just how much of an empty shell the party has become.
you can’t fight oligarchy if your dick is in the sauce.
i have a van housing, but it tends to kill van pires. you’re not a van pire, are you?
i’m laughing harder at the posts from TX saying ‘the south is full, so don’t come down here when NY turns into a communist hellhole’.
“oh no, my rent is frozen! we’ve got to get out of here!”
“where are we gonna go?”
“mexico… ish”


oh yay, the Dailybeast again… why do y’all read this garbage? Do yourself a favor and track their headlines… they’re all bullshit. Blue Fox News.
for a second i thought that “garlic green beans” were a real thing and got excited.
I agree. Enough with these simple memes - we need full-on propaganda!
You know what my OS doesn’t do? Yeah, exactly. That’s the better question now.
PS I love you
there’s simply no way to address this issue without coming off as either a luddite or a loon. i’ll leave it at that, lest i start honking
i, too, am a mosquito

what else even needs to be said?
and yet you persist. why?
(sorry, this is totally a troll)
please butter it up first. we’ve had too many dry dicks in the salad already