I haven’t signed into anything work related on my phone since we switched to Google.

Anything work requires goes on my tablet.

Yesterday I read on here that Microsoft doesn’t let their teams use Teams.

We do, too.

My wife once caused it to crash by popping an aluminum bottlecap on top of the control interface.

https://project-awesome.org/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted

Until I actually got to the link, I thought it was going to be Technology Connections.

I wouldn’t mind seeing a cute athlete’s foot.

That sounds like something someone with a degree in ozone would say!

Hey, what’s your middle name?

Your username reminds me of something. I don’t know what though …

Same!

Haha, nice.

Funnily enough I’ve been talking to people a lot about screw types recently. My wife was taking some hardware out of the house and cursing the varied kinds of screws used during installation; a friend and co-worker has been obsessed with the varieties ever since I met him; and my six year old found some of the screws dropped by my wife and asked why they were different.

I like the PlayStation stylized screw much more.

(Original credit for the image goes to an old reddit post)

Personally it kinda reminds me of that tool they use to open toilet paper containers in some public restroom stalls.

Fun fact: I searched DDG for “brown ring of quality” and it returned Lucent Technology. Do with that what you will.

To be fair, that is pretty hard to understand.

Right - I think the difference is that, when using a fob, you’re likely within line of sight or at least nearby your car and so presumably could observe or otherwise check for car occupants, but so long as your car and phone both have reception you can use the app from anywhere without any clue who might be in or around the car.

When I was a kid and didn’t know anything about any celebrities other than what I saw on TV or heard on the radio, I used to enjoy some stand-up by Seinfeld.

One joke I once enjoyed from him is that the luge is the only Olympic sport one might engage in involuntarily.

I used to have a Tesla (traded it in). In the app you could open, but not close, the windows. It could be inconvenient at times but I assume the reasoning was similar.

And, as a bonus, any ghosts or demons therein!