Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.

All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it

His other grandpa

Mass hysteria!

When you’re MAGA, reality is rigged

Well poop.

I remember lots and lots of other people’s embarrassing moments, but then again, I think it’s moments like those that make us all human.

Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!

You mean the 2000 election that the hand recount took so long the supreme Court told Florida to stop counting when Bush was ahead, and then when all votes were counted Gore would have won?

Yeah. Great example of how delays caused by objections this rule allows can lead to not all votes being counted.

It’s not a bug; it’s a feature.

So… Hey Lemmy… Does everybody wanna meet this dude?

Dude’s everywhere. We need to meet this dude.

Han shot. That’s it. There were no other shots.

After? During!

I know what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna do your mom

Don’t have a cow, man

Eat my shorts

Gotta keep your eye on the target

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

Little pink houses for you and me

The reasons were many and verified.

And that’s why it really hurts