There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

FUCK YES NEVERHOOD

New VP pick right here!

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

Smooch her head for me 😭

Last I checked, and even the time before that, lol

Smooch him for me?

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol

Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

It’s a shame, really. There’s so much good there, and so much that I miss, but the gop wholeass hijacked the whole state.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol

I read this too fast and thought it said rapper. I was about to be like, “I WANT THE NEXT HIT SINGLE GIMMEEEEEE”

It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.

You must smooch this kitty for me. Right between the ears, please.

I am CRYING 🤣☠️