Those words are not Dutch and neither is the grammar of the sentence, if you accept those words as real. Poopensharten is not Dutch-like, our words are not constructed like that and the phonemes are wrong for the language. I’m guessing it’s an American slang term. The sentence is pseudo-Dutch, and that’s what makes it funny, even to native Dutch speakers.
Some of the words are Dutch, yes. But not those
On the one hand: this is not Dutch. On the other hand: yes.
Es tut mir leid, dass ich dich mit meinen guten Manieren belästigt habe.
Right? They totally missed the actual insane part. And this is a word that Dutch people really use.
Ich muss doch mal fragen… was ist das mit die Nudelhaare? Ich bin Niederländisch und lese immer ich_iel aber habe das nie verstanden.
I’m also pretty jelly that you have three cats who like each other this much!
Kitty feet curled up like that are my greatest weakness
The second. The nose-mustache of the first is confusing.
👺 May your socks always be wet.
Abyssinian? Beautiful adorable cats.
I’m really glad to have found a fitness app made by someone with the exact same opinion as me on app monetization. I’ve been using the app since March and will happily pay for the subscription. I’m really happy to see this openness, and the fact that you still repeat this promise.
That was one of the (many) things that mad me go “Yes! That’s what it was like! That’s what the internet was really like in 1999!” And those download accelerators, which we then recklessly installed on the family computer and gave it virusses.
Glad to see I’m not the only person on earth who has played it. Such a remarkable, funny and weird game. Still trying to get that damned Seepage song out of my head.
God, I love geckos. I wish they could just live free on my walls, but I don’t think that’s how it works. Not in Europe, at least.
Ah. Great.
Who is this and what is this about?
Yes, I think I should.
They just finished with their one child policy and now they’re going in the other direction? Seems like policing people’s fertility didn’t go that well the first time.