My family came over recently enough that some of these old fucks would have grown up knowing them as an immigrant family, but still long enough ago that we’ve been Americans for generations. (I’m mostly white so I’m talking about my Sicilian and Latvian sides of the family)

If it ever comes to this, I’m going to “forget” to charge mine. Every day since it comes out of the box. I might wear it so that I don’t get stopped in public but this is going to be a brick.