“But look at how pretty their train stations are”

-Cucker Tarlson

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What an absolute weirdo. Choosing my (half-)dozen mixed donuts is one of the bigger joys of a donut run.

How long until the book burning people come for it?

west palm beach and miami beach aren’t under water yet

And you’ll never believe the rent prices on the other ⅓

The illusive size extra medium.

It turns out Kamala’s been doing business in Ukraine since 1928, when she founded Burisma in Hunter’s basement. It’s all on the laptop, I swear!

I think the total number of US citizens who’ve settled foreign wars is really a small number, that’s a pretty rare thing to do. Though I know Bill Clinton is loved in Kosovo and Albania for helping in the Serbian war.

Sadly this led to January 6th as the MAGAts “couldn’t believe” that Trump lost. I’d like people to start accepting reality ASAP, ideally, before our next insurrection election.

The most restrictive states are also the most gerrymandered. In the places where your representative democracy is the weakest, your voice is the most muzzled by the efforts of the state itself, they’ve decided that they’re going to take some of your rights away.

Fuck that, we need national abortion protection laws. Without them, the suffering grows with your poverty. The rich will find a way to get to NY/CA/Canada/wherever they need to.

Putin’s buddy Jill?

Nationalize SpaceX

when your ideas are that toxic, you need to rebrand yourself every time people figure out who you are.

picture them as the ol’ timey snake oil salesmen peddling bullshit. except these people want power over you, not [just] your money.

Mostly at his own private + expensive golf courses, where he was billing the secret service at exorbitant rates, which we all paid for in our taxes. That’s fucking bullshit, and reason #27564 that you shouldn’t vote for the guy.

Nepotism is flourishing!

Better than Chris Christie who really thought he did something when he called him Donald Duck

Mitt stored his women in binders. Very weird

This man has so many opinions about women and their required roles in society, it’s so strange. With most candidates, we’re talking about a mixture of their issues and their life experiences, but with this guy it’s just all of his weird takes on women.

Hey! I’ll have you know that I saved the same forest in Cameroon twelve times last year. Maybe you should try doing something for a change. /s