Weird, i thought Norhing was one of the few “freely unlockable bootloader” companies, which seems disharmonious with this (and lock screen ads to begin with). I wonder where i picked that info up…

Well… I was trying to identify the time that the aliens would come, not that of our demise, but… point taken.

(i.e. “it” was supposed to point to the memory crystal)

…but only one million years into it’s life span the human race is gone and aliens are unwittingly melting them down for raw material.

When branches don’t check out… that’s a problem.

Cat-tainers.

Don’t feed the tribble.

Normies: “Stolen vehicle slow-down!? YES, please! It’s not like I could steal my own vehicle!”

Unsurprising. Rules for thee but not for me.

hehe… you TOO can become a partner! We’re having a special! Anyone willing to pay for partnership access coincidentally gets an unrelated trove of personal data!

I guess AI is best measured by how much power it consumes… ?

I wonder if this is a bug or a feature.

I don’t know if it is the same brand, but my morning walks are cheered on by an increasing chorus/wave of “hello, you are currently being recorded”. Weird dystopian vibes.

I’ve come to the hard truth that a good keyboard costs a minimum of $350 (or equivalent in invested time/work), and worse still… they are “consumables”, in that they don’t really last that long.

How is this not satire?!

I’m not sure why, but this comes across to me as “defensive”.

Are those… magneto helmets?

There’s even contours for his ears!