Christ-chan

Bring out the jars

Female reindeers do grow antlers. IIRC males don’t have them until mating season while females have them almost all year round.

I first read it as “Man is fine after trying to ‘body slam’ killer whale” expecting a meh orca encounter.

hehe sus sex

Cumfetti

Nah, they’ll just think Christians good, Muslim bad

The thing is, Giant Meteor policies can be implemented to encourage Super Volcano policies to naturally follow, satisfying both interests with just one party. They did it in the past and I believe they can do it again.

Or worse, what if you are a bit sick but need to go outside for a while? Just keep spreading the disease, I suppose?

George Alexander would then form a band, drop two hits, then write for other artists away from the limelight.

Oh wait, that’s Gregg.

Let there be Carthage

Why is there WOKE coming out of your oven, Seymour?

If anything, spices are NOT woke. Empires are built and people enslaved out of spice

I wish there was a view of her “home” but at least this one has a photo of the sign and it made sense to me how she could fit all her stuff there. I was imagining some narrow rectangular slab at first.

“To see this optical illusion, try to half-close your left eye”

Also check grandma’s cabinet. You might find some rare and expensive ethers for free!

I think they should fine tourists in peak hours/days instead.

After that, she thought, “fuck this goat in partcular” and proceeds to shoot it but failed to kill it, then having it suffer for long because she needs to walk to her truck for more bullets.

Fcking exactly. She irresponsibly let loose an untrained bird-hunting pup, still having zoomies from a failed hunt, to a chicken coop. Guess what the pup did? Hunt birds, like it was told to minutes earlier.

The bedroom eyes tho