This is the “Emergency Certified” Teacher Facebook group.

These people possibly have bachelor’s degrees, but in subjects completely unrelated to the subjects they will be teaching.

Common complaints are about the tests being too hard (they aren’t, you can memorize the questions on fucking quizlet).

My first year teaching I was pulled aside and told by my principal, “you actually have a degree in this, you’ll have to step in to help your team” - because the other science teachers were a Physical Education teacher and the schools secretary.

But no f-ggots allowed! Being a drag queen on the weekends disqualifies you to be a school principal now, no matter how good you were at it.

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    Department head/biology teacher at one of the schools I worked at was a creationist Bible college graduate.

    He would compliment students for choosing to not wear masks in 2021.

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      A senior software dev I worked under was a creationist but never used that word, he always said he was “not an evolutionist.”

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        No, no, it wasn’t that he didn’t believe in evolution, he was just opposed to it. Rather than species adapting, he preferred mass die-offs, so that the earth could be wiped clean of all organic life, paving the way for the rise of machine sentience.