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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·5 days agoOnly weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc). /s
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-24 days agoWhen he was 2, one of my nephews decided to name my tits after the main characters of his favorite TV show. I thought it was so funny that I still introduce them to partners as Bingo and Rolly.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-24 days agoLol. Better than: - Tom & Jerry - Mario & green Mario - Finn & Jake - Patrick & SpongeBob - Fox & Dana - Beavis & Butthead Ohh, Bingo & Rolly are sweater puppies, now I get it!
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoI still sometimes get those two wrong …
Only weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc).
/s
When he was 2, one of my nephews decided to name my tits after the main characters of his favorite TV show. I thought it was so funny that I still introduce them to partners as Bingo and Rolly.
Lol.
Better than:
- Tom & Jerry
- Mario & green Mario
- Finn & Jake
- Patrick & SpongeBob
- Fox & Dana
- Beavis & Butthead
Ohh, Bingo & Rolly are sweater puppies, now I get it!
Lefty and righty?
I still sometimes get those two wrong …