“yeah, we let a dumbass access company files through his home computer which they didn’t maintain properly leading to a years-old vulnerability in the plex server software compromise that machine and because they are a dumbass they had the connection always-on (afaik) so they basically rolled out the red carpet straight into ALL of our customers accounts and vaults. But it’s totes cool brah, we haven’t had reported an incident like that since! because we totally tried to cover it up and downplay it, and everyone abandoned us! so we will never do that again! the reporting, I mean.”

But it’s fine, it’s been a long time.