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minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 个月前15 minutes after finishing the cup: NOW I VIBRATE LIKE LIGHT. I AM ALL BEINGS. WHAT’S MY PHONE NUMBER? DOESN’T MATTER.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 个月前Another 20-60 minutes pass My energy level has cratered into an uncomfortable jitter of cosmic impotence and my stomach hurts like it has never contained matter, but the thought of filling it with something other than more coffee makes me violently ill.
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 个月前Ah, I see you’ve been here and are a connoisseur of unintentional anguish.
minus-squareBotzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前Futurama: Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee
15 minutes after finishing the cup: NOW I VIBRATE LIKE LIGHT. I AM ALL BEINGS. WHAT’S MY PHONE NUMBER? DOESN’T MATTER.
Another 20-60 minutes pass
My energy level has cratered into an uncomfortable jitter of cosmic impotence and my stomach hurts like it has never contained matter, but the thought of filling it with something other than more coffee makes me violently ill.
Ah, I see you’ve been here and are a connoisseur of unintentional anguish.
Futurama: Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee
JFC I miss this show.