Or do both together until your girlfriend says this meme reminds her of you:
Then that bitch is on her own! Just kidding I bought her a plushy baby Yoda with a tiny spatula, I love cooking together. I’m not as good as she is, but I can cook pretty good.
You guys don’t leave the dishes in the sink and wait to see who breaks first?
That is the direct path to eventual divorce.
Possibly murder, but the charges will be acquitted
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Or do both together until your girlfriend says this meme reminds her of you:
Then that bitch is on her own! Just kidding I bought her a plushy baby Yoda with a tiny spatula, I love cooking together. I’m not as good as she is, but I can cook pretty good.
I lived a looong life without a dishwasher. Now I prioritise it before even having dish.
My partner never had a dishwasher until we moved in together. It would be a hard sell to go back.
We still argue about how to arrange bowls, but I’m definitely right (I read the full manual, they come out clean)
I just sit in front of my dishwasher while it goes, cheering it on.
Guys I think it’s a joke.
It was in fact a joke
I might want to use that knife later. If I wash it first then I’m going to feel very silly having wasted all that washing up.
I’ve been stabbed 6 times with dirty knives. I don’t know why.