• SourDragon@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    “Daw Who’s the cutest widdle patootie in da world?”

    Lotus sharpening a knife: “meow”

    “Who’s a cutie pie?”

    Lotus assembling an AR-15: “meow”

    “Da’s right! You’re the patootie!”

    Lotus waterboarding her siblings: “meow”

    “Incomprehensible cutie sounds”

    Lotus searching horrendous things on my phone so I’ll end up on an FBI terrorist watchlist: “meow”