I’ve only ever used Mint. I’m also vanilla as fuck. I’m gonna assume this meme tracks.
Where is Slackware in this picture? :(
Gotta knit your own socks bro
Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.
Gentoo is a pair of knitting needles and yarn.
So, is Bazzite barefeet?

As a mint user I guess I’m lucky I’m into Victorian women.
Linux Mint

Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and well put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on tue bottom.
Omarchy is toe shoes.
Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn’t need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D
Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.
Gentoo level is a gimp suit
CachyOS you just wax
I thought it was sock size based on distro
unixsocks moment 🫣
Short socks linux mint

Mint users just be wearing… regular socks?
Yup.

… where’s the box?
I lost it when my power went out and my chest freezer thawed…
I have no idea what you are talking about it, but I am loving it regardless, box of feet! :-P
That’s Ubuntu, mint is some sort of mini sock
Meanwhile Linux from Scratch is just no-show socks
LFS is a ball of yarn and two needles. Knit your own goddamn A-length socks like a real man
And I can’t decide if Mac OSX is flip-flops or crocs… (I mean, it is fully POSIX compliant, or at least was in the past…)
Went from F to D and back to F… then straight to A!
I did use Debian for servers, but it’s not a daily driver so doesn’t count
I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn’t even compare to us














