Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoOhio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teenwww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down19
arrow-up1238arrow-down1external-linkOhio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teenwww.usatoday.comLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down2·4 months agoWhy would he be worried about losing his job? He admitted to raping a child. Chick-fil-A owners will probably give him a promotion. When he gets out of jail.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-24 months agoComing soon to your prison commissary, Chick-Fil-A.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·4 months agoI’d only torture Trump with that shit. I make exceptions.
minus-squareprole@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·4 months agoThey may have despicable views, but let’s not lie to ourselves and pretend that chicken isn’t fucking delicious. Maybe you had a bad experience, I dunno, but I just had a spicy chicken deluxe sandwich the other day and it was fucking great.
minus-squareLucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 months agoHell, the Vatican prolly wants him as deacon, at least.
Why would he be worried about losing his job? He admitted to raping a child. Chick-fil-A owners will probably give him a promotion.
When he gets out of jail.
Coming soon to your prison commissary, Chick-Fil-A.
I’d only torture Trump with that shit. I make exceptions.
They may have despicable views, but let’s not lie to ourselves and pretend that chicken isn’t fucking delicious.
Maybe you had a bad experience, I dunno, but I just had a spicy chicken deluxe sandwich the other day and it was fucking great.
Hell, the Vatican prolly wants him as deacon, at least.