The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday, May 6, 2024, that it has opened an investigation into Boeing after the beleaguered company reported that workers at a South Carolina plant falsified inspection records on certain 787 planes. Boeing said its engineers have determined that misconduct did not create “an immediate safety of flight issue.”
We told these stupid employees that they had to do a 3 hour test in 1 hour or get fired and they started faking it.
No idea why.
Anyways, we fired these low level employees as an example because they broke our rules when we encouraged them to.
Don’t worry, the directors and execs that forced this scenario are safe and will continue to blame employees for the fuckups no matter HOW systemic they seem.
The system isn’t bad, Charles was bad.
We infected his personal items with the bubonic plague on the way out so that he can’t harm any more stock prices. I mean airplanes.
✈️ ✈️
And MRSA.
Our condolences to his window
(He somehow defenestrated himself 8 floors up)