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jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

www.thedailybeast.com

jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Father Thomas McHale was reprimanded but not removed.
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    I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.

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      His last words may have been something akin to “oh fuck, don’t look! Nobody’d better mention this part in my biography!”

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        “Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!”

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      Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani

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