• BigTrout75@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I didn’t agree with this decision. Life is precious.

    She should do some extreme sports. Jump out of a plane with one of those flying squirrel things.

    Hopefully she donates her organs

    • xxd@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 month ago

      “I’m depressed and want to take my life. I’ve been struggling since my childhood and in 10 years of different kinds of treatments, nothing worked.”

      “Have you tried jumping out of a plane with one of those flying squirrel things?”

      “Oh wow, that was it, that fixed it! Thanks!” /s

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        1 month ago

        Just jump into the Happy Canon that shoots you into Happyland you will be so much more Happy!

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          1 month ago

          “Going into Happyland” sounds like a great euphemism. I’m going to steal it if you don’t mind.