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i’m also curious what the pornhub traffic / stats are for today. feels weird to jerk off today. just like on thanksgiving. father’s day not great either.
Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?
More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness
Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.
I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!
I got crime FOMO
