𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agothe "anti-sex' bedi.imgur.comimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down116
arrow-up1269arrow-down1imagethe "anti-sex' bedi.imgur.com𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoSo your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoNo no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoTo give your partner something to clean up afterward? Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoOh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.
So your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.
No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?
To give your partner something to clean up afterward?
Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.
Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.