The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前I know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1949arrow-down18
arrow-up1941arrow-down1imageI know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square56fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down1·1 年前I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
minus-squarecoffinwood@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 年前Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
minus-squarerustydomino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前Simple catapult it is then A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 年前When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 年前No, I always remind her to pee first.
I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
Hopefully they’re both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.