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minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldcakeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·1 year agoBUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.
minus-square018118055@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year ago3 months later; privacy lock company is breached
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoOh it was an Eastern European shell this whole time and they have my social security number for some reason
BUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.
3 months later; privacy lock company is breached
Oh it was an Eastern European shell this whole time and they have my social security number for some reason