• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Their sales team aregoing about this all wrong. Just buy the consumer lists from major dispenseries, and then call the stoners.

    “Dude! You’re buying a dell!” Whats your credit card info?"

    “Dude! No way! I was just looking for a way to masturbate!”

    “Yeah man! That’s what this is.”

    Boom. Easy sale.