Gork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1789arrow-down126
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square77linkfedilink
minus-squareBobbyGasoline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·2 years ago" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
minus-squareTriPolarBearz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 years agoMy “pistol” is out of ammo!
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoThis is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
minus-squarePhoenicianpirate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoThat’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoI’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoYou hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoFapping to save lives
" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
My “pistol” is out of ammo!
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
I’m shooting blanks!
That’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
I’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
Fapping to save lives
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