Karyoplasma

Einfach Mut zur Lücke.

Why cancel Freelancer 2, Microsoft? Why?

No. Switch 3 will be another “instabuy” after some flavor-of-the-week TikTok influencer uploads a video saying they will buy it.

The whole world spiraled into degeneracy.

Wohne unterm Dach. 29,5° morgens um 9. Danke Jeff Bezos!

That’s inhumane. Imagine the fear the soldier has to feel when civilians approach the bread line out of turn :prayingHandsEmoji::prayingHandsEmoji:

Lachte laut.

Oh no, a livable minimum wage! The horror!

Life pro-tip: people who claim that they always find themselves in unwanted drama actually enjoy and thrive in that drama.

The guy who won the NYC mayoral primaries (Zohran Mamdani) does not cheer on the genocide in Gaza, so he must be a Hamas plant. This endangers jews all around the globe. Obviously.

You don’t understand. It’s the art of the deal and Trump is the master. He is playing 5-D chess while everyone else plays checkers.

Each day he looks more demented and senile. If he weren’t such an asshole, I would feel sad for him.

Step 1: Invent plastic bottles

Step 2: Pocket the cash

Step 3: Things got bad? Outsource the clean-up to the end user in the form of recycling

Step 4: Increase prices to account for recycling

Step 5: Laugh as the idiots actually recycle your shit

Step 6: Throw the whole shebang in the ocean or in landfills

Step 7: Pocket some more cash

Step 8: Pat yourself on your shoulder. You’ve done some capitalism.

The best thing I can say about Kissinger is that he’s dead.

Honestly just seems like a run-of-the-mill US red state take. “Muh gunz” is where it stops for them, fuck kids dying, we need more guns. If everyone carried an assault rifle the world would be at peace because there would be a good guy with a gun stopping the bad guy with a gun or something like that. They call it culture as far as I understand.

This is what a software developer would call a con-action error.

If you see your enemies making mistakes, do not intervene!

GIF kann auch Standbilder.

Nazism is fascism, corporations and the wealthy LOVE fascism because that means they get more power and less regulation. Remember what Benito Mussolini, the founding father of modern fascism and all around shitbag, said about it:

Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.

It’s still corruption tho. Whether or not they misrepresent that dude I know nothing about doesn’t take away from the fact that Trump is as easily bribed as a toddler.

I just find it difficult to believe that one can live for 79 years and be that stupid.