Mom, the quantum resonator is out of phase again!

Just give it two grapes, dear.

SmartTubeNext has been working fairly well for me for like 5 years or something. It’s super easy to side load on a Fire stick.

I’ll continue not playing the game I’ve never played before. I’m doing my part!

Last poll I saw looked promising for both amendments but still had Diapers up by 10 points. Who’s voting against Harris AND against the abortion ban?

A few bad actors can undo the work of thousands of hardworking people who care. I genuinely don’t know if the problem is solvable if it requires cooperation of the entire species. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Both of these beautiful women look very attractive in this picture. Kudos to the photographer.

There is is. If this article hadn’t omitted the whole ‘lunging at her with a knife’ bit, the assault charges would be obvious. Props to CBS for being able to provide what used to be the bare minimum. Thank you PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works

TIL. Thank you for clarifying that for me.

Am I missing the description of the assault? The story doesn’t mention him laying hands on her or spitting or anything. Honestly from the account presented it sounds like he was assaulted. He does sound like a racist asshole, but is that assault?

I don’t have a source but I know it’s accurate.

I consider myself a man of science. I don’t believe in everything that random people make up online. People say they see ghosts. People say they see Bigfoot. People say they see ladies cum but until I witness it firsthand, it’s all just myth and legend.

Rick Scott, Douchbag.

I had this on a shirt in high school. Had all my friends sign it like a yearbook. I wish it had survived but I wore it out in a few years.

It would be an improvement on the record 2020 young voter turnout if 60% voted.

Diaper riles up the rubes.

Don’t say that out loud or you’ll summon her.

I have the same quote in my clipboard. Anyone turning to Twitter for answers deserves the answers they find.

Hucklebeast Slanders

With a headline like that I expect some reactions from Republicans in the article. You can’t just say they are ignited but give me no descriptions or, even better, pictures.

20’ is the average. Highest point is like 300’.

Found the ghost of Arthur C. Clarke.