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minus-squareTauZero@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoThe town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoAlways two there are, a master and an apprentice.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoThe undertaker’s understudy.
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 months agoIf the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
minus-squarejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoEvery undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoTHE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
minus-squareRebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoAs an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
The town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
The undertaker’s understudy.
The under-under-taker
If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
The underclause
THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
Embalmception