well, no shit, put on something cute and go poke around the meat department exuding cluelessness at a fancy grocery store in the nice part of town. Find some strapping adult man to “ask” if he knows the difference between skirt and brisket.
Nope, that’s a trap. Women always say they don’t want to be hit on in the grocery store, she’s not going to trick me into mansplaining beef, she’s got google she can figure it out!
How to Catch a Predator is exactly the opposite - shadowy online interactions where you don’t know what’s really going on.
When an obviously fully adult woman in her cutest yoga pants asks you, an obviously fully adult man, about meat - everyone is 100% aware of the situation.
well, no shit, put on something cute and go poke around the meat department exuding cluelessness at a fancy grocery store in the nice part of town. Find some strapping adult man to “ask” if he knows the difference between skirt and brisket.
Nope, that’s a trap. Women always say they don’t want to be hit on in the grocery store, she’s not going to trick me into mansplaining beef, she’s got google she can figure it out!
Now’s the time to turn that around and reinvigorate IRL “chance encounters”.
A “skirt” is an article of clothing, whereas “brisket” is actually pronounced “bruschetta”. You’re welcome!
Pretty sure that’s how catch a predator got their content.
You’d do way better by doing that in the cheese aisle.
You got it all wrong. The cheese isle is to attract women. It fascinates them.
To attract men, you just have to look confused in the WWII section.
How to Catch a Predator is exactly the opposite - shadowy online interactions where you don’t know what’s really going on.
When an obviously fully adult woman in her cutest yoga pants asks you, an obviously fully adult man, about meat - everyone is 100% aware of the situation.