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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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    Hebephile. 11-14 age

    Ephebephile. 14-16 age

    Pedophile. Sub 11 age

    Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age

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      Wtf is with the order of that list?

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        I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol

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        Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age

        Ephebephile. 16-14 age

        Hebephile. 14-11 age

        Pedophile. Sub 11 age

        There it’s in ABC order

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          Alphabetical order is also decending order whaaaaaaaaaat 🤯

          • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s been a long time since I was in a statistics class but, if my math is right, there’s a ~4.1667% chance of that happening randomly.

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          Alphabetizing a list of items whose sole characteristic is numerical wouldn’t have been my first response.

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        Also DiCapriophile doesn’t make sense for the joke they’re making. That would be someone that’s into DiCaprio, not who he’s into.

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      Absolutely zero need to further define this shit beyond pedophile. They should all be treated the same. Except the last one. But maybe still just in case.

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      All the other -philes are words used by pedophiles to try not look like pedophiles.

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        https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_terms_suffixed_with_-phile

        erotophonophile - A person with a paraphilia for committing lust murder.

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      Okay yeah I have a really good clip I’ve been waiting to post on a comment like this.

      R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi

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      When you start arguing these terms you’ve already lost

      Except the last one I guess

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