Wetsuit and 6ft bong

Ibuprofen and an Energy drink

An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.

Spatty, recurve bow

Disappointment and disgust.

Backpack and filter mask

My computers and my bed

A piece of flourite and a water pipe.

a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

Mason jar and a lid

Bong and blow lighter

My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.

While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.

That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.

i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here

my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.

for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear

Magic and sentience.

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.