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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

It's impossible that they could hurt me

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It's impossible that they could hurt me

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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    11 months ago

    if not fren then why fren shaped?

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      We were “groomed” by plush toys…

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    11 months ago

    If not friend why friend shaped??

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      Came here looking for this lol

  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

  • corus_kt@lemmy.world
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    I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

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      200 kg? Try 800 kg

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

        • Rin@lemm.ee
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          11 months ago

          800,000 grams

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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            That’s YUGE bear!

        • HolyDiver@lemmy.world
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          sounds about the same if you aren’t American

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      They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

  • luckymann@api.clubsall.com
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    we should have domesticated bears

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    I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

    • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

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    Moreso:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”

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    The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.

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    I don’t get it

    • dunz@feddit.nu
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      The ears are cute

      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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        Ah, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute

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          idk, i disagree. they look similar to dogs.

          • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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            Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

            Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

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        Darwin awards those who work hard

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    Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

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      An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…

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    Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

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    These are actually Viking’s pet

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      Cossacks like them too

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    Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

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      Why do you feed your dog with people?

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