Well, with a name like “Little Demon”, this ones on you. You should have seen that name at the shelter and said “Ya know what? I don’t have the time for Little Demon. I’ll adopt Snowball instead.”
Don’t get me wrong, Snowball is a bigger psychopath than Little Demon, but you wouldn’t know that. Her full name is “Snowball’s chance in hell that your testicles survive”.
It’s weird how we name cats after their violent tendancies in this universe.
Only real difference is that snowball’s a main coon. And a chonk. One might say “the Main Chonke.”
I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.
RIP to a real one
Stop watching WWE with them. They’re clearly imitating an
pile driverelbow drop from the top of Hell in a Cell. /sEdit: wow I really bungled that one. Elbow drop, not piledriver.
Does this guy sleep with his exposed groin directly under the door frame?
If so, I can’t really blame the cat.
Force can be transferred through clothes and duvets
But he so cyoooot!!
- super mega death pownce, “Look John. We need to talk.”
My dog’s behavior looks better every day.
WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!
Start wearing crotch guard every night.
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