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minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoThey also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
minus-squareCase@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYeah, now he jerks it out of spite. Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoA spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
minus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWell yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.
They also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
Hasn’t tasted right since.
Yeah, now he jerks it out of spite.
Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
A spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
Well yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.