• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    There’s an old joke about a guy who’s house sitting for a friend and he calls to say that his cat died. The friend say something like ‘don’t jump right to that bad news; build it up for a bit. Tell me the cat’s stuck on the roof and then tell me it fell’. The friend then says, “oh, well your grandma is stuck on the roof.” Damn, I hope this is just how they’re choosing to tell us.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      You have thirty minutes to move your president

      Your president has been crushed into a small cube

      You have thirty minutes to move your cube